Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, MUSHROOM!
Friday, July 10, 2009 | Author: eventer79

Friday Fun Fact!

This week, a German badger ate one too many overripe, rather fermented cherries. The inebriated mammal stumbled into the road and passed out (damn, I hate it when that happens in public). He was called in as roadkill, but when the authorities showed up, they found him quite alive, just rather intoxicated. True story!!

My question: how long must a badger stay in the drunk tank before he is allowed to return home?

Badgers are the fastest digging mammal on earth and with their skilled paws can easily outstrip a man with a shovel. They can dig deep enough to cover themselves in less than a minute. If you can send a video of yourself accomplishing that feat, I will send you $20.

If you don't get the title of this post, well, you have apparently been living under a rock, but I am happy to enlighten you (make sure your speakers are on!):

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4 comments:

On July 12, 2009 at 1:12 PM , lifeshighway said...

I do not thank you for putting this song back into my head.

 
On July 12, 2009 at 8:58 PM , eventer79 said...

BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER...

 
On July 14, 2009 at 11:30 AM , d/iowa said...

where can i get some of those mushrooms?

 
On July 17, 2009 at 6:01 PM , eventer79 said...

ROFL! If you find out, let me know!